Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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