Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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