I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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