Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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