Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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