mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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