Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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