Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she told me i tasted like america
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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