That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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