3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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