I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I supernannyed him into submission
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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