that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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