I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I know her cup size but not her name....
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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