If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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