no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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