it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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