I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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