do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just had sex on a roof
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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