don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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