Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
