You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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