what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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