it was like eating out sand paper
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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