I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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