doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
My pussy is not your playground.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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