now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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