um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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