i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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