wrigley field is MILF paradise
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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