i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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