They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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