ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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