I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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