So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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