what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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