ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
