i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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