nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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