On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
false alarm, still single
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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