I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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