she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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