I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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