Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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