Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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