Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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