the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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