is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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