We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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