I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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