you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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