Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers