You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.