Those balls look pretty dangerous.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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