just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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