I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.