Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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