why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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