do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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