lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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