Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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